On paper Wolverine is the ultimate badass. He has an adamantium skeleton making him virtual indestructible, the power to regenerate, animal like instincts, and razor shark claws that cut through virtually anything. He’s the perfect killing machine, but why does he spend the whole movie running around like a sad vagina on the rag? Instead of being a man of action and on a mission, he more like he’s a stupid jock tripping on roid-rage. He’s such a tool.
If you look at cooler movie characters like Riddick or Rambo, you will see these men are ground in their badass-ness. They know who they are, they’re the master of their destinies, and don’t like to have reality to be dictate to them. This is Badass 101. Wolverine on the other hand is tooled be women left and right. Tooled by Sabertooth. Tooled by Striker. He even agrees to help the US government to be their “special weapon” aka SPECIAL TOOL!
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This movie was clearly written by a dork, chode, and directed by a dildo. I guess Zach Snyder can’t be everywhere. This movie had all the makings to be totally, awesome, but instead what we got in some cliche hack bullshit! But its is NOT at all bad, and I think the majority of people will like this movie cause most people are RETARDED, but this movie didn’t meet my lofty standards. The coolest person in this movie is Sabertooth played by Liev Schreiber. He’s the only three-dimensional character in the whole lot with bite.
VERDICT: Wolverine is all style, zero substance, and even the style isn’t that impressive. The trailer is better than the movie. A Good cast wasted on weak ass script. If you love crap, then you’ll love this movie.
