Just finished designing and sending my 2009 Christmas Cards to the Printers. I guess I’m cutting it close, but better late than never right? I like the idea of Christmas, but not so much the actuality of XMAS. Lots of Traffic, Stupid people cluttering up the stores and cafes I frequent, vagrants are extra vigilante,trying to capitalize on the Holiday Hustle! It’s all enough to make you day dream about mowing down annoying shoppers at mall with an AK-47. But there is another side of Christmas. Chillin at home with the ones that you love. I tried to personify that homie Good Vibrations in this card… + gratuitous sexuality. Happy Holidays. -Joshua
Here is a cartoon caricature to my dear friend, Jany Xu. She’s a Chinese badass! And no she doesn’t know any Kung Fu, you racist assholes. But she will put pee-pee in your coke, so watch out. That stereotype is oh’ so true. Had to find that one out the hard way. (just kidding, she doesn’t pee in anybody Coke.)
The illustration is pretty clean, and I did it in record time. Mission Accomplished. On the the next caricature for Melanie. Boom!
…be a Winner!
“Do not wait; the time will never be ‘just right.’ Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.” Napoleon Hill1883-1970, Author of Think and Grow Rich
Emory's Clinical Trial for Depression
This a poster I did for Emory Health care on Depression. It’s yet to be approved, but I already put a banner on this saying, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. George Bush style, cause sometimes you have to pat your self on the back before the job is done! Ya’ know? You should see in soon in future around town on MARTA, and if you’re depressed by all means call in, or if you’re not , call in anyway and tell them how much this poster moved you. The more people respond to my ads, the more the will rehire me and and refer me to new clients. First you get the clients, then you design the hot sh*t, then you get the money, and then but your THIRD X BOX 360, because the previous ones got the ‘red ring of death.’ WTF! XBOX is just that good. I will never buy a Platstation. XBOX fo’ Life!
[note to self: buy Assassin Creed 2 and Left 4 Dead II]
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION (Revisions): This is the revised version after the suggested revisons. It’s now quite wordy and now an African American is represented.